I hit the mother load with today's Chandelier Inspection

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 01/27/2017 at 16:40 • Filed to: Wait I know! He's actually a mobile veterinarian!

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Bonus jobsite doggo

CaptDale - is secretly British > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/27/2017 at 16:44

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The finger one creeps me the fuck out!

TheHondaBro > CaptDale - is secretly British 01/27/2017 at 16:44

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Those look like leeches.

PotbellyJoe and 42 others > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/27/2017 at 16:44

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My bathroom is that color teal, with white wainscoting.

Honeybunchesofgoats > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/27/2017 at 16:45

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That sure is one fancy lamp made out of bent dildos.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > TheHondaBro 01/27/2017 at 16:46

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Precisely.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/27/2017 at 16:47

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Somebody really likes shag carpet.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/27/2017 at 16:47

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*lode. Also, I’m not sure Glowing Dickwreaths need to be a thing.

CaptDale - is secretly British > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/27/2017 at 16:49

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I do not like it!

TheHondaBro > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/27/2017 at 16:49

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Glowing Dickwreaths

Urambo Tauro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/27/2017 at 16:49

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The Phantom of the Opera is here... inside your house.

fintail > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/27/2017 at 16:50

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Ah money and taste. The only one I even remotely like is the round bulb cluster.\

The hanging mcmodern trio aren’t bad, but the wall behind them is too distracting.

kanadanmajava1 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/27/2017 at 16:50

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But it’s probably rather expensive?

AfromanGTO > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/27/2017 at 16:51

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Those are interesting...

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > fintail 01/27/2017 at 16:51

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The round cluster at least has sort of a quirky “1907 inventor’s lab” thing going on.

Jcarr > CaptDale - is secretly British 01/27/2017 at 16:53

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Looks like tongues. I guess I know what my nightmares are going to be about tonight.

Jcarr > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/27/2017 at 16:53

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That’s my band’s name.

Ash78, voting early and often > CaptDale - is secretly British 01/27/2017 at 16:54

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Uh...none of you guys have as dirty a mind as I do, apparently.

Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever > Honeybunchesofgoats 01/27/2017 at 16:57

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Thank you.

After the leeches and fingers comments, I was beginning to worry I was the only mind in the gutter around here.

RallyWrench > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/27/2017 at 16:59

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Wait... so, these are things that actual people paid money for, to put inside their homes? Like, to look at and use?

CaptDale - is secretly British > Ash78, voting early and often 01/27/2017 at 16:59

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Let me just say as a man batting for the other team, what you are describing them as, I have never seen any like that before...

Xyl0c41n3 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/27/2017 at 17:00

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Nice! I really like the “bubble” one and the one that looks like a ball of spaghetti. Thanks for sharing.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > RallyWrench 01/27/2017 at 17:00

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It’s an artisanal , handcrafted arrangement of light-up tentacle boners.

Ash78, voting early and often > CaptDale - is secretly British 01/27/2017 at 17:01

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Hey, most of the stuff on the shelf at the store isn’t exactly “anatomically correct” but more “custom made for her.” Women be selfish! #brofist

CaptDale - is secretly British > Ash78, voting early and often 01/27/2017 at 17:07

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Bruh, totally see what you mean. #rabbitsearorsomebullshitlikethat #fistbump

and 100 more > Ash78, voting early and often 01/27/2017 at 17:08

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RallyWrench > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 01/27/2017 at 17:09

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Well, since you put it that way... I’ll take 3.

Textured Soy Protein > CaptDale - is secretly British 01/27/2017 at 17:09

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It’s obviously a sea anemone.

* Clown fish not included.

CaptDale - is secretly British > Textured Soy Protein 01/27/2017 at 17:12

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Maybe if the designer described a sea anemone to the builder with some sort of language barrier.

Ash78, voting early and often > CaptDale - is secretly British 01/27/2017 at 17:13

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Hey, total non-sequitur, but didn’t you post recently about buying some stuff from Hinson? Brian H. is an acquaintance of mine, awesome guy. I had never heard of his company until I met him a few months ago.

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > TheHondaBro 01/27/2017 at 17:15

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No jkm’s dildos

CaptDale - is secretly British > Ash78, voting early and often 01/27/2017 at 17:17

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Yeah I bought a 1 piece driveshaft for my GTO from him. That is pretty cool. Would be neat to actually make his acquaintance, but it was a lovely transaction and the fitment is perfect. Being nice to the new clutch for a while, so I haven’t really abused tested it out yet.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/27/2017 at 17:17

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I see shit like this in high end lighting stores, and I wonder who the hell buys it. I guess I know now...

Textured Soy Protein > CaptDale - is secretly British 01/27/2017 at 17:18

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It is literally a sea anemone lamp. Because I said so.

Ash78, voting early and often > CaptDale - is secretly British 01/27/2017 at 17:19

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He’s super low-key, 36 years old, 3 kids, extremely knowledgeable — his specialty is LS swaps and chip tuning, along with all the parts business. We did one of those Spartan races together on a small team of guys last month in Atlanta. I think I forwarded him your thread as “another satisfied customer”

Honeybunchesofgoats > Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever 01/27/2017 at 17:22

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Me too!

Svart Smart, traded in his Smart > CaptDale - is secretly British 01/27/2017 at 17:22

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Makes me uncomfortable.

CaptDale - is secretly British > Ash78, voting early and often 01/27/2017 at 17:24

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Yeah sure. I haven’t done my full write up on the car yet now that she is fixed, but yes pass along that I am very happy with the driveshaft. Sounds like a nice guy.

TheHondaBro > Textured Soy Protein 01/27/2017 at 17:26

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Fite me.

Those are leeches and you’re wrong.

IanZ - limited-slip indifferential > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/27/2017 at 17:37

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The only one I would install in my imaginary futurehome would be that cluster one. And even then probably not because imagining the price of 18+ Edison bulbs is giving me a stress hernia.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/27/2017 at 18:47

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That’d be “mother lode”. Mother load... is probably something else.

Frenchlicker > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/27/2017 at 20:00

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I’m still confused, what is your job title?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Frenchlicker 01/27/2017 at 20:03

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Chandelier Liberator

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/27/2017 at 20:12

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Mango worms.

Frenchlicker > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/27/2017 at 20:29

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Liberator Chandelier